The Solitary Life will be launching a far-reaching new initiative this summer, called the "Keep Indianapolis Beautiful" initiative. Which is kind of a tongue-in-cheek joke, since Indianapolis is pretty much a dump. Truth be told, our city's citizens obviously lack any sense of basic civic pride, as well as rudimentary personal cleanliness skills.
Our brand new line of slightly-to-majorly offensive t-shirts and stickers will serve to try to motivate these dumbass "citizens" of ours to actually pick up after themselves once in a fucking while, while trying to educate them on the awesome advantages of not being slobs... or, of not smelling like a goddamned waste treatment facility on legs.
Let's face facts: Any moron can take an empty can, and dispose of it into a clearly marked recycle bin. But, not the retards that live in Indianapolis! No sirree! Here, that shit gets tossed straight out of the car window, and right onto my fucking lawn. Seriously, I'll get the pictures to prove it.
Well, that shit's basically gotta change. It's 2010. Let's catch up to at least a 1970's level of "environmental awareness", okay already...?
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