Can you please start making Emergency decks a little bit thicker?! As old, balding fatasses [like me] are obviously the "target market" for these planks, and we're breaking these spindly little bitches like kindlewood at their current, wussy little thickness.
The current decks make great "wall hangers", but they're pretty much a total waste of fifty bucks as "riders". What good is a board that I can break in sixty seconds (or less)...?
If you need some inspiration, check out Real's "Aces" line. Those fuckers are damn near bulletproof...
Thank you, John. Respectfully yours: Me.
